. we just flat out tell’ em they’re gonna die... Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.The doctor said “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel.”“And what do I do with these, doc?”The doctor replied “Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. That night if she says ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw’ you hit her. The solicitor didn't look happy and passed the paper across to me. I read it, and then read it again. It revoked the pre-nup that had just been signed and re-stated there was not going to be an agreement."What's going on Paul?" I asked, "What was that farce all about just now. Look I know you mean well but I think you should leave the agreement as is. It wouldn't be fair to Fliss to do this to her." Well, my love, you could say it was partly for Felicity's benefit and happiness that she. I reached over and pulled her in front of me, leaned over her right shoulder putting my face next to hers, my arms wrapped around her. She placed her hands on my arms, the man took several photo’s.“Thank you so much, I can’t wait to text this to my friends.” she squealed.As we walked out of the store, I asked the women if they wanted to get something to eat. They agreed and we stopped in a small restaurant located inside the mall. We ordered our meals, and were sitting at the table waiting to. “Yessss Emma, I’ve just cum again listening to you, you are such a horny cunt, tell Mark I want him to cum on me too all over my face, all over my tits too. I want to rub his cum all over my tits and nipples”.“God Caroline that was horny, haven’t had phone sex like that for ages, you’re a natural. Mmm my bum feels so sensitive and my cunt is so red it’s still throbbing and my clit is twitching like mad”.“God we’ve got to do this again Emma that was so fucking horny both of us touching our cunts.
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